xxxOtaku Chronicle.... Staff
And here would be the page were I list all of our staff members, their pictures, and a little message from them...
Sister Grimm: Fearless Commander
I'm the first and ONLY staff member for xxx
OtakuChronicle, so therefor I have the right to the MOKONA MODOKI IDENTIFICATION PICTURE as seen on the left, and nobody else who comes on the site can identify themselves as Mokona Modoki. Hehehe... I shall be unreasonably stringent on this rule whether you like it or not. Mokona identiry is mine, and mine only. Identity theft is a federal crime punishable by law, so if you come on the site with a Mokona Modoki identity, I will punish you by law.... somehow... KEEP IN MIND I HAVE A LAWYER! MY LAWYER WILL SUCK THE BLOOD OUT OF YOUR BODY UNTIL YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A LIFELESS CORPSE ROTTING ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD. And trust me, even if lawyers are like vampires, when they bite you, you shall die. As much as you might like to, no, you are not going to become a sparkling vampire and no, you are not going to marry Edward Cullen. Get a life.
